Febgupcabyimmum Dobtimbestvillopfat is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, ruthless toad.

Febgupcabyimmum Dobtimbestvillopfat created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febgupcabyimmum Dobtimbestvillopfat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Febgupcabyimmum Dobtimbestvillopfat, she will turn you into a dog.

Febgupcabyimmum Dobtimbestvillopfat's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Febgupcabyimmum Dobtimbestvillopfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.