Xenpadmil Bidfommil is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciless chinchilla.

Xenpadmil Bidfommil created life two years ago.

If you believe in Xenpadmil Bidfommil, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Xenpadmil Bidfommil, he will not invite you to parties.

Xenpadmil Bidfommil's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Xenpadmil Bidfommil's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine ants approach from the east.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never mention goats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Respect your elders.