Cedpassas is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, humorless unicorn.

Cedpassas created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedpassas, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cedpassas, it will turn you into a rat.

Cedpassas' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Cedpassas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Cedpassas on top of all buildings.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never pour water over plants.