Nullragarn is a god.

She takes the form of a small, grumpy penguin.

Nullragarn created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Nullragarn, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nullragarn, she will send minions to preach to you.

Nullragarn's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Nullragarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink alcohol.