Pomnillban is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent warg.

Pomnillban created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomnillban, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pomnillban, he will turn you into a puffin.

Pomnillban's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Pomnillban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Always help sheep.

3. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always look after injured porpoises.