Gebditkon is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, almighty dragonfly.

Gebditkon created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebditkon, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gebditkon, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gebditkon's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gebditkon's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gebditkon.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always treat turtles with great respect.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.