Hugdussyimzimtonrangub is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, vain wyvern.

Hugdussyimzimtonrangub created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Hugdussyimzimtonrangub, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hugdussyimzimtonrangub, it will turn you into a hamster.

Hugdussyimzimtonrangub's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Hugdussyimzimtonrangub's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Hugdussyimzimtonrangub must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.