Pibhivmidnart is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, egotistical gerbil.

Pibhivmidnart created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibhivmidnart, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pibhivmidnart, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pibhivmidnart's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Pibhivmidnart's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always treat bats with great respect.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Pibhivmidnart.