Labwipfon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, overgenerous parrot.

Labwipfon created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Labwipfon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Labwipfon, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Labwipfon's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Labwipfon's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Labwipfon.

2. Always wear white.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Labwipfon loves moths, so they must be respected.