Sugafnull is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, bad-tempered snail.

Sugafnull created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugafnull, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sugafnull, she will turn you into a dog.

Sugafnull's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Sugafnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick goats.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.