Disstablip is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, witty gorilla.

Disstablip created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Disstablip, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Disstablip, she will turn you into a mole.

Disstablip's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Disstablip's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never feed pineapples to otters while wearing mauve shorts.

5. Always stare at clouds.