Wanhug is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, awesome wombat.

Wanhug created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanhug, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wanhug, he will be mildly annoyed.

Wanhug's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Wanhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.