Sandhanfot is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, competent duck.

Sandhanfot created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandhanfot, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sandhanfot, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Sandhanfot's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Sandhanfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Never talk about gulls.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.