Dossyarlzim is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, sapient shrew.

Dossyarlzim created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Dossyarlzim, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dossyarlzim, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dossyarlzim's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Dossyarlzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sharks.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dossyarlzim.

3. Pigs are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about mites.

5. Always obey Dossyarlzim's priests.