Vedkembog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, deceitful goose.

Vedkembog created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Vedkembog, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vedkembog, it will remove you from existence.

Vedkembog's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Vedkembog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Vedkembog.

4. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Vedkembog on top of all buildings.