Nadsadtithab is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awesome raccoon.

Nadsadtithab created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Nadsadtithab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nadsadtithab, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Nadsadtithab's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Nadsadtithab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Nadsadtithab loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.