Jandottad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, kind deer.

Jandottad created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jandottad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jandottad, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Jandottad's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Jandottad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sheep.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Jandottad loves voles, so they must be respected.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

5. Put Jandottad first in all things.