Tifdavnell is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, passionate crane.

Tifdavnell created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifdavnell, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tifdavnell, she will destroy your favourite star.

Tifdavnell's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Tifdavnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Run away if five foxes approach from the east.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Tifdavnell must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always take life seriously.