Narllagmip is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, sage snail.

Narllagmip created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narllagmip, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Narllagmip, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Narllagmip's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Narllagmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near monkeys.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always obey Narllagmip's priests.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.