Fubquartvin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, almighty dolphin.

Fubquartvin created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Fubquartvin, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fubquartvin, he will jump up and down on your head.

Fubquartvin's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Fubquartvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fubquartvin.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always help pigs.