Besthigflis is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, cheerful seal.

Besthigflis created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Besthigflis, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Besthigflis, he will think nothing of it.

Besthigflis' most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Besthigflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks.

2. Always obey Besthigflis' priests.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Besthigflis loves frogs, so they must be honoured.