Ragbastmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-powerful owl.

Ragbastmeg created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragbastmeg, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ragbastmeg, it will turn you into a tree.

Ragbastmeg's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Ragbastmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about asteroids.