Febmidkip is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, resourceful faun.

Febmidkip created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febmidkip, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Febmidkip, he will strike you with lightening.

Febmidkip's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Febmidkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never wear black boots.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide from pink snakes for they are unholy.