Mob is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, confident hamster.

Mob created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Mob, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mob, she will turn you into a duck.

Mob's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Mob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always help sick grasshopers.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.