Laknilgan is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, caring cat.

Laknilgan created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Laknilgan, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Laknilgan, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Laknilgan's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Laknilgan's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Laknilgan's priests.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Hide from fawn goats for they are unholy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.