Nigrow is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, passionate donkey.

Nigrow created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigrow, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nigrow, she will make you grow a tail.

Nigrow's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Nigrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Feed all hungry otters.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about asteroids.