Vonkhunfit is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthinking
butterfly.
Vonkhunfit created the Sol system three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Vonkhunfit, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Vonkhunfit, she will try to impress you with rainbows.
Vonkhunfit's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Vonkhunfit's Holy Commandments1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Never talk about moons.