Flytanmid is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, calm crocodile.

Flytanmid created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flytanmid, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flytanmid, it will destroy your home solar system.

Flytanmid's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Flytanmid's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Flytanmid.

2. Do not eat aubergines.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Goats are not to be trusted.