Flowvogfat is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, egotistical raccoon.

Flowvogfat created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowvogfat, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flowvogfat, he will destroy your favourite star.

Flowvogfat's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Flowvogfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Fast once a month.