Xinpoddav is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, dishonest
snail.
Xinpoddav created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Xinpoddav, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Xinpoddav, it will turn you into a worm.
Xinpoddav's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Xinpoddav's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Xinpoddav on top of all buildings.
2. Never sit in the presence of sheep.
3. Never laugh near shrews.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Always treat whales with great respect.