Natbodsand Nullabkip is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonourable cat.

Natbodsand Nullabkip created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natbodsand Nullabkip, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Natbodsand Nullabkip, she will laugh at you.

Natbodsand Nullabkip's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Natbodsand Nullabkip's Holy Commandments

1. Natbodsand Nullabkip loves goats, so they must be respected.

2. You must pray to Natbodsand Nullabkip nine times a day.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

4. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

5. Always help sick shrews.