Gumwikpin Zedfiddod Minbimjad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, generous finch.

Gumwikpin Zedfiddod Minbimjad created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumwikpin Zedfiddod Minbimjad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gumwikpin Zedfiddod Minbimjad, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Gumwikpin Zedfiddod Minbimjad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gumwikpin Zedfiddod Minbimjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Hide if seven dolphins approach from the north.

3. Never hurt foxes.

4. Worship no other gods but Gumwikpin Zedfiddod Minbimjad.

5. Never talk about cell theory.