Somhenstig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, narcissistic chicken.

Somhenstig created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Somhenstig, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Somhenstig, he will have a low opinion of you.

Somhenstig's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Somhenstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Somhenstig must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about bats.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.