Bifbumdonget is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, overgenerous armadillo.

Bifbumdonget created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifbumdonget, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bifbumdonget, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bifbumdonget's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Bifbumdonget's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never feed oranges to moths while wearing yellow shirts.