Botstanwonhen is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, narcissistic hummingbird.

Botstanwonhen created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botstanwonhen, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Botstanwonhen, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Botstanwonhen's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Botstanwonhen's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always help sick horses.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.