Kopjoprag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, intelligent hare.

Kopjoprag created the cosmos six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopjoprag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kopjoprag, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Kopjoprag's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Kopjoprag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dolphins.

2. Do not speak about garlic.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Do not take Kopjoprag's name in vain.

5. Never wear black corsets.