Pogfudcissxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, intelligent warg.

Pogfudcissxuck created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogfudcissxuck, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pogfudcissxuck, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Pogfudcissxuck's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Pogfudcissxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Retreat if five otters approach from the north.