Kadrapgad is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, passionate chinchilla.

Kadrapgad created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadrapgad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kadrapgad, she will come to you in dreams.

Kadrapgad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Kadrapgad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not kill seals.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Always help porpoises.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.