Gubbasscun is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omniscient wombat.

Gubbasscun created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubbasscun, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gubbasscun, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gubbasscun's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gubbasscun's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Retreat if seven moths approach from the south.