Higrildottit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental bear.

Higrildottit created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higrildottit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Higrildottit, he will think nothing of it.

Higrildottit's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Higrildottit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat pineapples.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.