Sidgaddimcunbessbanlimbif is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, awe-inspiring rhinoceros.

Sidgaddimcunbessbanlimbif created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidgaddimcunbessbanlimbif, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sidgaddimcunbessbanlimbif, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Sidgaddimcunbessbanlimbif's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Sidgaddimcunbessbanlimbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always look after injured otters.

5. Sidgaddimcunbessbanlimbif loves dogs, so they must be respected.