Stragjabmob is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awesome wyrm.

Stragjabmob created life seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragjabmob, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stragjabmob, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Stragjabmob's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Stragjabmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. You must pray to Stragjabmob three times a day.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

5. Do not drink alcohol.