Quillbafcad is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, loving jellyfish.

Quillbafcad created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quillbafcad, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quillbafcad, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Quillbafcad's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Quillbafcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Run away if six frogs approach from the south.

5. Hide if five manatees approach from the west.