Nigweesaw is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, impressive frog.

Nigweesaw created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigweesaw, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nigweesaw, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nigweesaw's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Nigweesaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never skip in the presence of mites.