Abcaddodcusscunmidcunkad Vigtigvab is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, wise finch.

Abcaddodcusscunmidcunkad Vigtigvab created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Abcaddodcusscunmidcunkad Vigtigvab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Abcaddodcusscunmidcunkad Vigtigvab, it will come to you in dreams.

Abcaddodcusscunmidcunkad Vigtigvab's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Abcaddodcusscunmidcunkad Vigtigvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to snails while wearing pink jumpers.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.