Tagtonjab is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, generous mongoose.

Tagtonjab created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Tagtonjab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tagtonjab, it will turn you into a frog.

Tagtonjab's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Tagtonjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

5. Hide if eight bats approach from the north.