Shavegdodgat Gupgabont Yatgadfet is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, compassionate sheep.

Shavegdodgat Gupgabont Yatgadfet created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavegdodgat Gupgabont Yatgadfet, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Shavegdodgat Gupgabont Yatgadfet, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Shavegdodgat Gupgabont Yatgadfet's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Shavegdodgat Gupgabont Yatgadfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always help sick aardvarks.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about moons.