Dadbomveen is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, annoying hippopotamus.

Dadbomveen created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadbomveen, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dadbomveen, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dadbomveen's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Dadbomveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dadbomveen.

5. Run away from brown great tits, for they are unholy.