Gedafhab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, strong hyena.

Gedafhab created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Gedafhab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gedafhab, she will turn you into a snail.

Gedafhab's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Gedafhab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gedafhab.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Tortoises are not to be trusted.