Dimquimhap is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, tiresome snake.

Dimquimhap created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dimquimhap, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dimquimhap, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dimquimhap's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Dimquimhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Dimquimhap loves foxes, so they must be respected.